A Gift With Every Order Over $99.99

I’ve never been a fan of gimmicks. I don’t raise prices in October just to slash them in November. I don’t flood your inbox with fake “70% off” blowouts. That’s not what The Puffy Puppy is about. I build accessories that are made to last, and I want you to feel proud of what you’re buying — every single time.

So Here’s the Deal

Starting now, any order over $99.99 automatically comes with a free glass pipe. No coupon code, no fine print, no hoops to jump through. When your cart crosses that threshold, the pipe gets added automatically. It’s that simple.

Why a Pipe?

Because a pipe is where most of us start. It’s the cornerstone of the ritual. And when you’re investing in grinders, ashtrays, or The New Rollie, I want you to have something extra that fits seamlessly into your collection. It’s a thank-you for supporting small business — and for choosing quality over disposable.

Why We Do It This Way

With tariffs driving up costs before I even sell a single unit, I can’t and won’t play the race-to-the-bottom discount game. Instead, I’d rather reward customers who make real investments in the brand with something tangible they can use. That way, you win, and I stay true to building accessories that stand the test of time.

Always On, Always Honest

This isn’t a flash sale or a holiday-only stunt. This is an ongoing promotion that you’ll see me talk about again and again. It’s part of how I want to do business: fair pricing, no shortcuts, and real value.

Spend $99.99 or more → get a free glass pipe. Automatically.

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Shop today, and if your cart crosses $99.99, your bonus pipe will be waiting for you at checkout.